gonefromthepast:

kennysboat:

you’re not a true gamer until you shove an entire ps4 up your ass

eslokees , heysl0th

Lmfao.

surprisebitch:

when i was new to the UK, somebody in school asked me if i had rubber and i gave them a condom because i didnt know they meant eraser

(via dulect)

thot-weiler:

in photos: ugly

in real life: ugly

(via gonefromthepast)

surprisebitch:

we lived in the Murder House

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we escaped the Asylum

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we protected the Coven

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and now, we will attend the Freak Show

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(Source: surprisebitch, via stability)

680xsouth:

basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs

(Source: lilveganmami, via nerdsigh)

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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(Source: collxxn, via stability)